GIVE ME AN OC MEME!

Hey there people of today and robots of tomorrow!
It's me, CK!

I'm giving you guys an odd challenge here. It's been a while since I've done an OC meme of any kind and I love doing those. So I want you guys to tag me with OC meme you can find or make up. Any meme you give me, I will do on this journal.


This first meme is by Mr-Herp-Derp. In a nutshell I pick 10 characters and put them through odd scenarios, three of them at the end being the ones I make up.

1.) Clark
2.) Crocie
3.) Pizza Monster
4.) ERN-E
5.) EMIL-E
6.) SHORT-E
7.) Phil
8.) Yezzi
9.) Villa
10.) Bumper

1) [1] and [6] are driving down the road, when all of a sudden, the car's engine starts making funny noises.

<da:thumb id="528195147"/>: (hyperventialiting) Stupid car! Why are you doing this to me? This is always happening when I'm driving. Just, why! WHY!? (rocking myself back and forth) I hate driving... I hate driving... I hate driving.

: Huh. If he thinks that's bad wait until he finds out that we're out of gas, three of our tires are flats, he forgot to bring extra gas and that his tail lights have been on for the past three miles. Gee, ya' never deal with these problems back in New York.

2) [10] shows up uninvited to [8] and [9]'s wedding.

: Boo? Boo boo boo boo boo boo?

: Of course I still love love Pizza Monster Bumper! There is a perfectly good explination for this this!

: Yeah, and it's that Clark has terrible foresight and Herp-Derp is gonna die.

3) [2] falls asleep next to you on the beach.

<da:thumb id="528195147"/>: Uh oh, Crocie's gonna get one nasty sunburn when he gets up unless I do something.

ONE HOUR LATER

: (wakes up to see he is burried from the neck down under a sandcastle) CLARK!

4) [3], [4], and [5] go to the movies, and [7] is working the concession stand.

: What do you mean you're out of pizzzzzzzzzza!?

: Dude, for the unthbillionth time, you ate all of our pizza already! 

: And the sad part is, we're missing the movie waiting on Pizza Pizza here.

: Still, watching a yellow monster fighting it out with a little purple rockstar alien is almost as entertaining as whatever movie we were going to see.

5) [7] is watching their favorite show, when it suddenly cuts to something totally different.

: What the--? A new Justin Beiber music video!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How can something so evil and douchy come from the magical country of CANADA!!?

6) [8] is making themselves some lunch, when [2] comes crashing into the wall in a car.

: That's it, no more jelly bean sandwhiches for me. Whenever I try and eat one this always happens to me!

: The weirdest part is, this is all way too likely to actually happen.

7) [4] just saw the trailer for the scariest movie ever.

: THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL TO THE FANTASTIC FOUR REBOOT!!!

8)  [2] and [6] are at the mall and they both see a store that seems strange to them.

: Why on Earth would a mall need a store that sells goats?

: Man, I don't even have a nose and even I can smell that!

9) [10] is just trying to relax, when [3], [4], and [5] interuppt them.

: Bumper, you won't believe it! The movie theater didn't have pizzzzza!

: You're not gonna let that go are you?

:  Booo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo booooo!

: What do you mean Yezzi and EMIL-E are getting married?

: The 21st Century is weird.

: Uh, Em. Given this century has Spider-Man 3 I'd say that's a given.

10) [2] and [5] are at a convention when they see the other characters all on stage, dancing to the worst song they've ever heard.

: Why the heck are our friends dancing to the German version of Barbie Girl?

: Well that's an oddly specific song.

<da:thumb id="528195147"/>: I understand all the lyrics! MAKE IT STOP!

11) [8] and [9] get a divorce. Why?

: Because unlike like Katy Perry; I didn't kiss a girl, and even then I wouldn't like it.

: Because of my Slice Slice Guy!

12) [3], [6], [7], and [10] are all stranded on a deserted island. They only have enough food and water for three people. Who goes hungry?

: Well, one's already dead-

: Boo!

: And the other one's a robot who can't eat.

: Well that was easy.

:  Sssho what all do we have?

: Pizza.

: We're doomed.

13) The last people on Earth are [1] and [4]. What do they do?

<da:thumb id="528195147"/>: You think there's anyway to get pizza delivered?

: ...I miss EMIL-E.